NAIL 1 (CONCRETE NAIL): (To Nail 2) This is not fair. I was born to be used on concrete, not wood. Nail life is really unfair, so unfair. And we’ve been living here for years and you rust there doing nothing!
●◐◑○ Nail 1 goes on whining and grumbling until several months later…
NAIL 2 (COMMON NAIL): (To Nail 1) Hey, look, finally I’ve got something to do! And, brother, I think it’s a lot heavier than that wire on you.